Themes. Found on AllMusic.com’s page for Le Tigre
Facebook bot poetry
* Lindsay Lohan is avoiding James Franco after an Awkward Threesome at the Chateau Marmont
* Jennifer Aniston is Crying on this Very Nice Dinner Date
* Winona Ryder gets drunk and Facebook chats her ex, Connor O’Berst
* Jake Gyllenhall’s Seemingly Uncontrollable Esoteric Thoughts During Sex
* Nicki Minaj has Lunch with the Friend that somehow always makes her feel Sexually Conservative
* Angelina meets Brad’s parents for the First Time, even though they’ve been together for Five Years.
* Courtney Stodden just wants Doug to hold her/go away and not touch her!
* Kanye and Kim’s Never-Leaving-The-Bed phase of Early Dating
* Taylor Swift makes mental note of Seemingly Mundane things that Turn her On.
* Zooey Deshanel can’t decide what to think about while Masturbating
I just found these ideas for a ‘celebrity fan fiction’ series in one of my old moleskins… Now who is going to pay me to write them?